How do you take a day off ?, Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend...
Sardarji climbing a tree, Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
How will a sardarji climb a tree?
He'll stand on a corn and wait for it 2 grow....
Beedi song (from OMKARA) in English???????????., Submitted by Sachin
Beedi song in English…………………………….

NOT GLASS (Na gilas)
NOT STOLE (na churaya) ...
Who is the Boss?, Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town.

To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was...
Lalu and PA, Submitted by Alok Raman
Laloo to his P.A: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?

P.A: Goal kar ne ke liye

Laloo: Susra, ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge! ...
forgetting things, Submitted by Alok Raman
An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.'
'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.
'How long has what been going on?' said the man.
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