Judge and Lawyer, Submitted by Sudhi
Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client's case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."

Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"

Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left."...
Sardar in train, Submitted by Dinesh Poojary
Sardar : I hav'nt slept all night in the train.

Friend : why?

Sardar : Got upper berth. ...
If Farah Khan made Taare Zameen Par, Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
Obvious starcast:
SRK as the teacher
In the original TZP, Aamir makes an entry at the interval point. In Farah’s version, SRK would be on screen on for 2.30 hrs out of the 2.45 hrs and would be introduced in the first scene itself.
The story would be changed to make...
test, Submitted by kkonline
ok kkonline...
Joke ... or ... reality !!! lol, Submitted by Dinesh Poojary
Queen Elizabeth, Bush & Musharraf died & went straight to hell.

Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England, I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there.

She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well, devil ...
Psychological Definitions, Submitted by jigyasa07
Borderline Personality:-
Someone who thinks about doing the wild and crazy things I actually do when no one is watching.

Someone who does the wild and crazy things I think about but never actually do. ...
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