Seminar on efficiency, Submitted by Mitesh Asher
A businessman taking a seminar on efficiency completed a case study of his wife's routine for fixing breakfast, and presented the results to the class. “After a few days of observation, I quickly determined the practices that were robbing her of precious time and energy,” the man reported. “Taking note...

what is the meaning of SMS ?, Submitted by Dinesh Poojary
Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?


Sardar angrily said, i know -
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Filmi Scene, Submitted by Vikas Saraogi
Film Director to Actor: Tum ko 100 feet ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.

Actor: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.

Film Director: Don't worry, pool me paani nahi hai....

Whos faithful?wife or mistress?, Submitted by Dipen Nandani
A man wanted to determine, if both his wife and mistress were faithful to him. So he decided to send them on the same cruise, then later question each one on the other's behavior.

When his wife returned, he asked her about the people on the trip in general, then casually...

A TALE OF TWO PIGS, Submitted by Siddhant Sagar
Clinton returns from a vacation in Arkansas and walks down the steps of Air Force One with two pigs under his arms.
At the bottom of the steps, the honor guardsman steps forward and remarks, "Nice pigs, Mr. President"
Clinton replies, "I'll have to let you know that these are genuine...

no time for superstitions, Submitted by Alok Raman
1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions
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