Submitted by Mitesh Asher
Quote from a recent meeting:
“We are going to continue having these meetings everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done.”
Submitted by Sachin
Santa was driving car zigzag on the road.
Traffic inspector stopped him.
Santa: Sir, I am learning the car.
Inspector: without instructor?
Santa: Sir, this is a correspondence course.
Mallika at a Railway Station,
Submitted by rekha bhandari
Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.
Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo. Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?
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Submitted by Alok Raman
Want to propose to a girl
Just do it :-Nike
Before going to propose to a girl.
Believe in the best :-BPL
If you are hesitating before proposing to a girl
Submitted by sprakash
Santa was sitting in a boat with two beautiful women on either side. to start speaking he asked the first woman- (a) are you married ? she replied NO. Now Santa asked her (b) How many children you have ?, In reply the first woman slapped him. To continue Santa...
Submitted by Rinkibhatia
Kal jab mile the...
to dil mein hua ek SOUND...
or aj mile to kehte hai...
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