Difference between Appraisal and Resignation, Submitted by Komal
A newly joined trainee engineer asks his boss “what is the meaning of appraisal?”

Boss: “Do you know the meaning of resignation?”

Trainee: “Yes I do” ...
Santa Banta in Dark Room, Submitted by Varun Gupta
One day Santa Singh and his friend entered a dark room.

Santa: Search for the Bulb!!

Friend (holding Santa's Pagri): Got the bulb. ...
Mallika at a Railway Station, Submitted by rekha bhandari
Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.

Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo. Malika gave him 1000 Rs.

Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..? ...
KISSING, Submitted by HARSH
A professor was warning his students against the hazards of kissing. "You should know when a boy kisses a girl transfers 40,000 germs from his mouth to that of his girl friend. What can you do about that?"
Pat came the reply from a girl, "You should give him back all...
FBI, Submitted by HARSH
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in....
Tide in the sea, Submitted by lavanya
Two best friends met on the sea shore.
First person: why the tides coming continuously from the sea?
Second person: "because the fishes are swimming in the sea................"...
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