Don't blame the Pig, Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.
"Let's have a party, dear," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."
The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Hmmm..," he finally answered, "I...