Height of optimisim, Submitted by AKANSHA..
Soldier: Sir,we are surrounded by the enemies!

General: Excellent! Now we can attack in any direction....
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?, Submitted by Dinesh Poojary
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

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Munnabhai in love, Submitted by Varun Gupta
Munna bhai: Are circuit apun ko ek nurse se pyar ho gela hai, Letter mein kya likhun??
Circuit: Simple bhai, likhne ka Dear Sister... I Love You!! Tumhara Munna Bhai...
Relationship confusion, Submitted by Hissay Ongmu Bhutia
Two men at a bar struck up a conversation.

One of them said, You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation: A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown up daughter and we got married.

Lately, my father married my stepdaughter. ...
Health Mister in Mental Hospital, Submitted by Manven
The health minister is visiting a psychiatric ward. He asks the head of psychology, “How do you determine if a patient is cured.”

The psychologist explains:
“We take them to the bathtub, which is filled with water, hand them a spoon and a cup and ask them to empty the bathtub.”
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Horse for sale, Submitted by Mitesh Asher
A city slicker was driving through the country when he spotted a horse standing in a field. He was quite taken with the animal and so pulled over to ask the farmer if it was for sale.
"Afraid not," said the farmer.
"I'll give you a thousand bucks!" said the city fella.
"I...
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