Convention, Submitted by Mitesh Asher
At a convention of oilmen, the speaker from Texas called the neighboring state of Oklahoma an “Outlying province of Texas.”
The next speaker, an Oklahoman, started off his talk with, “First of all, there ain't any state that can out-lie Texas.”
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Going for interview, Submitted by Dipen Nandani
A sardar went for an interview for the post detective.
Interviewer : Who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......right now!...
Air India, Submitted by Sachin
Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman.Circuit opens his tiffin and serves himself a roti.
ENGLISHMAN:What is this?
CIRCUIT:Bread IndiaCircuit then open the box of jalebi.
ENGLISHMAN:What is this?
CIRCUIT:Sweet India.
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wife so obedient..., Submitted by SM SHIVA KUMAR
There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real "miser" when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife..."When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the...
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA., Submitted by Dinesh Poojary
Lalu Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
Psychological Definitions, Submitted by jigyasa07
Borderline Personality:-
Someone who thinks about doing the wild and crazy things I actually do when no one is watching.
Schizophrenic:-
Someone who does the wild and crazy things I think about but never actually do.
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