Convention, Submitted by Mitesh Asher
At a convention of oilmen, the speaker from Texas called the neighboring state of Oklahoma an “Outlying province of Texas.”

The next speaker, an Oklahoman, started off his talk with, “First of all, there ain't any state that can out-lie Texas.”
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Santa Banta mobile, Submitted by Dinesh Poojary
Banta Singh and Santa Singh got tired with mobile communication and decided to use conventional methods of communication.

That is to use pigeons to send messages. One day Santa sends his pigeon, when the pigeon reached Banta's place, it was without any message.

Angrily, Banta picks up his mobile and...
Jhoom Barabar Jhoom in theater, Submitted by Deep
Ho aaja aaja rabba ishqe di khol guttiya
aaja rabba ishqe di khol guttiya
abhishek ok maine bola tha,preity ke badle aishwarya ko lena tha
stall be khali hai, balkaniyaan be khali
to dhoond dhoond dhoond ...
Married man, Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
One afternoon, Johny's father picked him up early from school to take Johny to a dental appointment.
Knowing that the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted today, the father asked his son if he had gotten a part.
Johny enthusiastically announced that indeed he had gotten a part....
Solving Kashmir Problem., Submitted by Prashanth CM
An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.

A representative from India began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom Kashmir is named.

When he struck a rock and it...
God Is Watching, Submitted by Sachin
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.

The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:"Take only ONE. God is watching." ...
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