Respect leadership hierarchy wisely,
Submitted by Sachin
A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."...
AM & PM,
Submitted by Alok Raman
A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the
evening not in the morning?"
Sardarji: 'Arey bhai, Manmohan is PM not AM.'...
Submitted by Baby
The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.
Which movie did he really want to see?
* Dil Chhata Hai...
Diff. between friends.....men n women,
Submitted by Dinesh Poojary
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night. So the husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirm that.
Health Mister in Mental Hospital,
Submitted by Manven
The health minister is visiting a psychiatric ward. He asks the head of psychology, “How do you determine if a patient is cured.”
The psychologist explains:
“We take them to the bathtub, which is filled with water, hand them a spoon and a cup and ask them to empty the bathtub.”
Teacher n Pappu,
Submitted by Sumita Rathore
Teacher: Pappu, "TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.
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