IT Joke (The Computer Programmer),
Submitted by Sachin
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss...
Am I your dad`s servant,
Submitted by rohit
In a ship the Generals of three nations were traveling with their soldiers. They started the topic that whose soldier had more of guts.
The American general called for one of his men and told him to jump down the ship and take a round swimming around the moving ship. The...
Jhoom Barabar Jhoom in theater,
Submitted by Deep
Ho aaja aaja rabba ishqe di khol guttiya
aaja rabba ishqe di khol guttiya
abhishek ok maine bola tha,preity ke badle aishwarya ko lena tha
stall be khali hai, balkaniyaan be khali
to dhoond dhoond dhoond
Even the Teeth!,
Submitted by Komal
An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.
She said, “You use to hold my hand when we were courting.”
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get...
Driving car with closed eyes,
Submitted by Suresh Gupta
A minister while going to Parliament asked his driver, Can you drive the car with your eyes closed?
Driver replied in the negative.
Minister taunted the driver, You cant even drive the car with eyes closed, and we are driving the entire country with closed eyes.
In safe hands,
Submitted by Alok Raman
Patient: Doctor I heard 10 percent of the total patients undergoing this surgery die.
Doctor: Don't worry man; those 10 percent patients operated by me are already dead. Now it's the turn of the 90 percent survivors.
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