New Year - Employee Rules and Regulations, Submitted by Sachin
New Year - Employee Rules and Regulations

*Dress Code*

It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. ...
How many seconds....., Submitted by Nav Sharma
Interviewer : there are how many seconds in a year

(but this time Santa Singh is really intelligent)

Santa: sir 12 ...
Bollywood email addresses, Submitted by Siddhant Sagar
Funny email addresses of the stars…

AbhishekBacchan: I_can_act_too@yuva.com

AmitabhBacchan: accept_any_role@after.kaunbanegacrorepati.tv ...
Like Mother like Daughter, Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
"I love your daughter very dearly, sir," said the young man. "I would suffer deeply if I ever caused her a moment's unhapppiness."
"You certainly would," replied the father. "That girl is her mother all over - and I should know!"
...
Lalu and PA, Submitted by Alok Raman
Laloo to his P.A: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?

P.A: Goal kar ne ke liye

Laloo: Susra, ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge! ...
My Feminine comp !, Submitted by Komal
A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'

'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' ...
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