Respect leadership hierarchy wisely, Submitted by Sachin
A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."...
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?, Submitted by Dinesh Poojary
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

GABBAR, Submitted by HARSH
Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle? ...
Girl and Boy, Submitted by Alok Raman
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love.
Election Rhymes, Submitted by Pritikanta Panda
Twinkle twinkle party ticket,
I am pilot you are rocket.
Like a diamond on the tray
For you only I have to pay.
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Lawyer Lawyer!, Submitted by Dipen Nandani
The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer. So a volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office.
The volunteer opened the meeting by saying, "Our research shows that even though your annual income is over $2 million, you...
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