Respect leadership hierarchy wisely, Submitted by Sachin
A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."...
Your today smile, Submitted by Rinkibhatia
Pappu:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?

FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.

Pappu:- Abe, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa.....
Mallika, Submitted by Raghu
Mallika ko airport pe customs walon ne roka aur poocha: Madam is TIFFIN BOX me kya hein??

Mallika: Stupid ye mera suitcase hein....
Automatically, Submitted by azra
Son asks his father-What is the meaning of 'automatically'?
Father answers-Its simple son: Auto-mein-takli!...
Santa, Submitted by sprakash
Santa was sitting in a boat with two beautiful women on either side. to start speaking he asked the first woman- (a) are you married ? she replied NO. Now Santa asked her (b) How many children you have ?, In reply the first woman slapped him. To continue Santa...
Why to dive?, Submitted by Manven
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.

If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.

The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a...
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