Submitted by Sachin
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. After drinking the coffee down in one gulp,...
Submitted by Dipen Nandani
Interviewer: What's your qualification?
Sardarji : Sir, I am Ph.D.
Interviewer : What do u mean by Ph.D?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGH-SCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....
If Karan Johar made Taare Zameen Par...,
Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
Shah Rukh Khan as the arts teacher (duh duh duh!!).
Aryan Khan as the dyslexic child (even if he could not act for nuts).
Rani Mukerjee as the kid’s mom (assuming Kajol is unavailable).
Abhishek Bachchanas the kid’s dad.
Even the Teeth!,
Submitted by Komal
An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.
She said, “You use to hold my hand when we were courting.”
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get...
Submitted by jackspar
Teacher : Osama has 5 wife and 20 children . Indian Railway minister Laloo has 1 wife and 9 children. Who is the best ?
Student : Osama's score is best and Laloo's strike rate is best.
Guess who bought Nano?,
Submitted by Promit Sengupta
Nano is the growing sensation in the country.
Guess who bought 2 nanos.....The Great Khali.... He is too slow to move in a wrestling ring and thus has imported "ROLLERSKATES" from India...
Wonder how long will it last...Any bets???...
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