Love Letter By An Advertising Manager, Submitted by Dinesh Poojary
(Love Letter By An Advertising Manager)

My Dear FAIR & LOVELY (ek tukda chand ka),
you are my TVS SCOOTY (First Love)
and my AIWA (Pure Passion). ...
Sardar Revenge, Submitted by Kulvir
Santa Singh told his wife that after his death she should marry Banta Singh. "But why should I marry Banta who is your enemy no 1" enquired his wife. Santa quipped, "Oh Darling, this is the only way I can take my revenge from that useless fellow. Ha! Ha! Ha!!...
GABBAR, Submitted by HARSH
Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle? ...
A biscuitwala writes LOVE LETTER, Submitted by sukanya das
Dear MARIE,

Today is good day, you are ANMOL for me, But you have CRACKJACKED my Heart, B'cos I've a LITTLE HEART, Now, I am in 50-50 Position…
...
ORDERING DINNER, Submitted by Siddhant Sagar
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almandine and fresh fish.
"The chicken sounds good, I'll have that," Hillary says.
The waiter nods: "And the vegetable?" he asks.
"Oh, he'll have the fish," Hillary replies...
Lady traveling in a bus, Submitted by son
A lady traveling in crowded bus suddenly says "TGIF", Offended a man sitting next to her says, "What do you mean?

The lady says, "Thank God It's Friday."

While getting off the bus the man says, "SHIT" ...
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