Couple Bonus, Submitted by harldev
Bonus offered by software company in 2020:
couple ( husband & wife ) work in our company for 10 years and win a job for your child when he grows up for free..!! hurry !! limited offer..!!...
Santa-banta, Submitted by Baby
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
If Rakesh Roshan made Taare Zameen Par..., Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
Since Rakesh Roshan cannot think beyond science fiction these days, this film would have that too. Instead of dyslexia, the kid would have alienositis or something, a condition induced due to him witnessing an alien abduction.
Instead of Nikumbh being an arts teacher, he would be a physics teacher, and...
Don't blame the Pig, Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.

"Let's have a party, dear," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."

The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Hmmm..," he finally answered, "I...
Solving Kashmir Problem., Submitted by Prashanth CM
An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.

A representative from India began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom Kashmir is named.

When he struck a rock and it...
Who is smarter?, Submitted by Prinz
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, “I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said, “WHAT? What was that?”

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the...
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