Trainee's first day at work, Submitted by Shefali Sagar
A man joined a big multi-national company as a trainee.....

On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone:"Get me
a cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?" ...

English, Submitted by Sachin
Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya aur karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan.......

South Indian, Submitted by Baby
The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.
Which movie did he really want to see?
* Dil Chhata Hai...
...

Don't blame the Pig, Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary.

"Let's have a party, dear," she suggested. "Let's kill a pig."

The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Hmmm..," he finally answered, "I...

Dead Politicians, Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.

Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole...

Elderly circus elephant, Submitted by Mitesh Asher
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant; Alas, he couldn't afford to feed it.
He'd never seen an elephant jump with all 4 feet off the ground.
So he started a contest: entry was $10, and the first person to get the elephant to jump with all 4 feet...