IT Joke (The Computer Programmer), Submitted by Sachin
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss...
Befooled Again, Submitted by Manven
Banta was in the army.

During the war with Pakistan, Banta used his intelligence to kill many Pakistani soldiers.

He would hide behind the bushes and shout Pakistani names like - Imran Khan etc. and the soldier named Imran Khan would get up to say "I am here!" Then Banta would...
Mallika, Submitted by Raghu
Mallika ko airport pe customs walon ne roka aur poocha: Madam is TIFFIN BOX me kya hein??


Mallika: Stupid ye mera suitcase hein....
Football Team, Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
After a few months of marriage Aparna's husband reported her Missing. Police found her, but she refused to come back.
"We met while playing mixed doubles tennis," she said.
"When we married we planned to have 2 boys and 2 girls, to form our own mixed doubles. Now my husband is...
Strike Rate, Submitted by jackspar
Teacher : Osama has 5 wife and 20 children . Indian Railway minister Laloo has 1 wife and 9 children. Who is the best ?
Student : Osama's score is best and Laloo's strike rate is best.


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LOOT, Submitted by AKANSHA..
"YOU LOOTED JEWELLERY ALONG WITH CASH.IS IT TRUE?"ASKED THE MAGISTRATE.

"YES,YOUR HONOUR! I HAVE HEARD THAT MONEY ALONE CANNOT GIVE HAPPINESS," REPLIED THE THIEF....
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