Work at home, Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
A young accountant stayed late at the office day after day. Finally, the boss called him in and asked for an explanation.
"Well, you see sir," he stammered, "my wife works, too -- and if I get home before she does, I have to cook the dinner."
Santa research work on frog, Submitted by Saurav Borgohain
Santa:Banta I have done a research work on frog.

Banta:What is it?

Santa:When one leg of frog is cut he can jump. When two legs are cut, he can jump, when three legs are cut, he can still jump. But when all four legs are cut he becomes deaf i.e. he cant...
Air India, Submitted by Sachin
Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman.Circuit opens his tiffin and serves himself a roti.
ENGLISHMAN:What is this?
CIRCUIT:Bread IndiaCircuit then open the box of jalebi.
ENGLISHMAN:What is this?
CIRCUIT:Sweet India. ...
Sound Advice, Submitted by Jolly Uncle
Always listen to your wife.

She gives Sound Advice : 99% Sound and 1% Advice....
A TALE OF TWO PIGS, Submitted by Siddhant Sagar
Clinton returns from a vacation in Arkansas and walks down the steps of Air Force One with two pigs under his arms.
At the bottom of the steps, the honor guardsman steps forward and remarks, "Nice pigs, Mr. President"
Clinton replies, "I'll have to let you know that these are genuine...
WARN, Submitted by Deep
In Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes
4. Pope Died ...
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