Convention, Submitted by Mitesh Asher
At a convention of oilmen, the speaker from Texas called the neighboring state of Oklahoma an “Outlying province of Texas.”

The next speaker, an Oklahoman, started off his talk with, “First of all, there ain't any state that can out-lie Texas.”
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OK! What next, Submitted by rohit
Banta and his friend are out in the country shooting rabbits. Suddenly, Banta`s friend falls right in front of him, throws a quick spasm, then lies perfectly still. He doesn`t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. In fact, he looks pretty well dead!

Quick, as...
GABBAR, Submitted by HARSH
Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle? ...
Valentine Day, Submitted by sukanya das
Naa jaane 14 February ko log aisa kya karte hain ki theek nine mahine baad 14 November ko hame 'children’s day' manaana padta hai?...
Solving Kashmir Problem., Submitted by Prashanth CM
An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.

A representative from India began: 'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom Kashmir is named.

When he struck a rock and it...
Computerized Life, Submitted by Rinkibhatia
Kal jab mile the...
to dil mein hua ek SOUND...
or aj mile to kehte hai...
ur FILE NOT FOUND...
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