Business Management...., Submitted by Sachin
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totalling a great deal of money.
The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid.
The collections manager left a voice-mail for them saying, "We can't ship your new order until you pay for the last...
Sardar's essay, Submitted by Alok Raman
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
GABBAR, Submitted by HARSH
Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle? ...
Relationship confusion, Submitted by Hissay Ongmu Bhutia
Two men at a bar struck up a conversation.

One of them said, You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation: A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown up daughter and we got married.

Lately, my father married my stepdaughter. ...
Driving car with closed eyes, Submitted by Suresh Gupta
A minister while going to Parliament asked his driver, Can you drive the car with your eyes closed?

Driver replied in the negative.

Minister taunted the driver, You cant even drive the car with eyes closed, and we are driving the entire country with closed eyes. ...
Scotch and Soda, Submitted by Alok Raman
A drunkard was brought to court.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda."
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