Software engineering management course, Submitted by Mitesh Asher
At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer.

“If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software how many of you would disembark immediately?”

Among the ensuing...

Capsule, Submitted by Alok Raman
Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess what...
To avoid side effects!!!
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Filmi Scene, Submitted by Vikas Saraogi
Film Director to Actor: Tum ko 100 feet ki height se swimming pool me jump lagana hai.

Actor: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein doob jaunga.

Film Director: Don't worry, pool me paani nahi hai....

Secret of Grand Pa, Submitted by Manven
The little boy was sitting on a park bench munching on one chocolate bar after another. After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, 'Son, you know eating all those chocolates isn't good for you.

It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you...

No history teacher would have ever told you this, Submitted by Deep
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. ...

Cute Gift, Submitted by Komal
Some time ago, a man punished his 3-year-old daughter for wasting a roll of gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and he became infuriated when the child tried to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift to her father the next...