Software engineering management course, Submitted by Mitesh Asher
At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer.

“If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software how many of you would disembark immediately?”

Among the ensuing...
Window seat, Submitted by Siddhant Sagar
Why were 3 Sardars fighting ??

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Air India, Submitted by Sachin
Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman.Circuit opens his tiffin and serves himself a roti.
ENGLISHMAN:What is this?
CIRCUIT:Bread IndiaCircuit then open the box of jalebi.
ENGLISHMAN:What is this?
CIRCUIT:Sweet India. ...
Naak ki safai, Submitted by Alok Raman
Ek ladki apne boyfriend ke saath nayi car main long drive par ja rahi thi achanak ladki kehne lagi, kya tum ek haath se gaadi chala sakte ho?

Kyun nahi ,ladke ne bade fakr se kaha

Ladki ne aahista se kaha, phir doosre haath se apni naak saaf kar lo. ...
ORDERING DINNER, Submitted by Siddhant Sagar
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almandine and fresh fish.
"The chicken sounds good, I'll have that," Hillary says.
The waiter nods: "And the vegetable?" he asks.
"Oh, he'll have the fish," Hillary replies...
The Bihari Headache, Submitted by Kulvir
A Bihari after coming back from a three hour-long class says: Saala pura body headache maar raha hai...
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