Submitted by harldev
Bonus offered by software company in 2020:
couple ( husband & wife ) work in our company for 10 years and win a job for your child when he grows up for free..!! hurry !! limited offer..!!...
Your today smile,
Submitted by Rinkibhatia
Pappu:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
Pappu:- Abe, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa.....
If Karan Johar made Taare Zameen Par...,
Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
Shah Rukh Khan as the arts teacher (duh duh duh!!).
Aryan Khan as the dyslexic child (even if he could not act for nuts).
Rani Mukerjee as the kidís mom (assuming Kajol is unavailable).
Abhishek Bachchanas the kidís dad.
A biscuitwala writes LOVE LETTER,
Submitted by sukanya das
Today is good day, you are ANMOL for me, But you have CRACKJACKED my Heart, B'cos I've a LITTLE HEART, Now, I am in 50-50 PositionÖ
Submitted by sprakash
Santa was sitting in a boat with two beautiful women on either side. to start speaking he asked the first woman- (a) are you married ? she replied NO. Now Santa asked her (b) How many children you have ?, In reply the first woman slapped him. To continue Santa...
Submitted by Mitesh Asher
A blonde woman motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll...
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