Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
A successful entrepreneur decided to spend his retirement life in a village. He moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed and livestock store and talked to the proprietor about how he was going to take up chicken farming. He then asked...
Sardar strikes again,
Submitted by KRKJ
The Russians dug 1000 ft into the ground & found copper wire,they declared Russia had electricity a 1000 yrs back.
US dug & found optical fiber, said US had telephone 2000 yrs back.
Sardar in India dug & found nothing. He said,"oye v had wireless technology 5000 yrs back..."
RAJNIKANT in IPL,
Submitted by PravinR
RAJNIKANT in IPL.
1ball, 23runs needed to win.
Diff. between friends.....men n women,
Submitted by Dinesh Poojary
A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the very next morning, that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night. So the husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them confirm that.
Submitted by sprakash
Santa was sitting in a boat with two beautiful women on either side. to start speaking he asked the first woman- (a) are you married ? she replied NO. Now Santa asked her (b) How many children you have ?, In reply the first woman slapped him. To continue Santa...
Yet another Malayalee,,
Submitted by Harish
There was a Sheikh in Dubai,named Musful, who met with an accident and was hospitalised.
He was in need of blood and was supplied by One malayalee, Rajappan and he was saved.
After some days, Sheikh gifted Rajappan a Mercedes Benz, some perfumes, and some cash.
Unfortunately, the Sheikh met...
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