Work at home, Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
A young accountant stayed late at the office day after day. Finally, the boss called him in and asked for an explanation.
"Well, you see sir," he stammered, "my wife works, too -- and if I get home before she does, I have to cook the dinner."
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Sardar's Ferrari, Submitted by Kulvir
Santa's Ferrari:

Santa Singh shows up at his friend Banta Singh's Place in a Brand New - Red Ferrari.

Banta: Wow Santa, ke gaddi hai (What a car) Kithon laiye (where did you get it from) ...
If Karan Johar made Taare Zameen Par..., Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
Obvious starcast:
Shah Rukh Khan as the arts teacher (duh duh duh!!).
Aryan Khan as the dyslexic child (even if he could not act for nuts).
Rani Mukerjee as the kid’s mom (assuming Kajol is unavailable).
Abhishek Bachchanas the kid’s dad. ...
Even the Teeth!, Submitted by Komal
An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.

She said, “You use to hold my hand when we were courting.”

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get...
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA., Submitted by Dinesh Poojary
Lalu Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.

A few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Lalu Prasad, ...
Lovers!!!, Submitted by Riyaz
After a Kiss...
The girl Silently Says to the guy : "Kiss me once more and I will be yours forever!"

The guy : "Thanks for the Warning!!"...
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