Respect leadership hierarchy wisely, Submitted by Sachin
A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."...
Santa was was on his death bed., Submitted by Dinesh Poojary
Santa was was on his death bed.

Santa: Where is my wife?
Santa's Wife: I am here.
Santa: Where are my sons? ...
GABBAR, Submitted by HARSH
Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle? ...
Even the Teeth!, Submitted by Komal
An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk.

She said, “You use to hold my hand when we were courting.”

Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second, and tried to get...
Joke ... or ... reality !!! lol, Submitted by Dinesh Poojary
Queen Elizabeth, Bush & Musharraf died & went straight to hell.

Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England, I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there.

She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well, devil ...
The Bihari and the Cigarette, Submitted by Kulvir
A Bihari went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills: “Bhai ek Will dena.” So the guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is no brand by the name of Will, it is Wills.

But the Bihari insisted and said I want one Will, so the person told...
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