Car damage, Submitted by AKANSHA..
How did you smash up your car so badly?

"I hit a pedestrian"

"That wrecked your car like that?" ...
Scale, Submitted by Alok Raman
Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has slept........

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Ganpat.........., Submitted by Sachin
G A N P A T

Ganpat ....chal Joke bhej....

A ganpat ....chal Article bhej..... ...
memory, Submitted by nooguri
One old lady with an alzimher professor: have you married my dear sir, iam the girl who refused your love letter.

Alzimher professor: what happened to you? have he married you or not?...
Joke ... or ... reality !!! lol, Submitted by Dinesh Poojary
Queen Elizabeth, Bush & Musharraf died & went straight to hell.

Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England, I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there.

She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well, devil ...
Pratibha in 180 speed, Submitted by nandani23
There was a student. His teacher asked him, what is the name of the president?

Student said, i do not know

She again asked, in which speed do your father drives car? ...
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