Tacks evasion, Submitted by Mitesh Asher
Driving to work, a gentleman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving.

Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policemen stopped traffic and recovered the box. It...
For Best Results, Submitted by Alok Raman
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni
painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim
jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was
wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions...
GABBAR, Submitted by HARSH
Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle? ...
SANTA, Submitted by HARSH
A girl proposed to Santa and he denied simply saying that in our family, we marry only our relatives. My mom married my dad, my brother married my bhabhi , my uncle married my aunt and so on. So please excuse me !!!!!

ORDERING DINNER, Submitted by Siddhant Sagar
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almandine and fresh fish.
"The chicken sounds good, I'll have that," Hillary says.
The waiter nods: "And the vegetable?" he asks.
"Oh, he'll have the fish," Hillary replies...
What do u call a woman in heaven?, Submitted by Dinesh Poojary
What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of women in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all women in heaven? ...
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