Promosing Management, Submitted by Sachin
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. After drinking the coffee down in one gulp,...
Santa Maths Exam, Submitted by Varun Gupta
Santa Singh was failing in his maths exam for the past 5 years and the teachers there wanted to get him passed some how. So they decided that in the next exam they will ask him a very easy question.

On the day of the exam, which was held in a...
South Indian, Submitted by Baby
The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.
Which movie did he really want to see?
* Dil Chhata Hai...
wife so obedient..., Submitted by SM SHIVA KUMAR
There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real "miser" when it came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife..."When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the...
Lalu and PA, Submitted by Alok Raman
Laloo to his P.A: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?

P.A: Goal kar ne ke liye

Laloo: Susra, ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge! ...
Two friends BILLOO& TILLOO, Submitted by Dinesh Poojary
Two friends BILLOO & TILLOO went to school for appearing in
English exam (5th standard).

They had crammed an essay of "MY BEST FRIEND".
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