Resume of Bhai, Submitted by Sachin
**************
Bhai Ka Resume (not mine)
**************

Name:Pakya Bhai Supariwala ...
Santa on Death Bed, Submitted by Varun Gupta
Santa was on his death bed.

Santa: Where is my wife?

Santa's Wife: I am here. ...
If Farah Khan made Taare Zameen Par, Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
Obvious starcast:
SRK as the teacher
In the original TZP, Aamir makes an entry at the interval point. In Farah’s version, SRK would be on screen on for 2.30 hrs out of the 2.45 hrs and would be introduced in the first scene itself.
The story would be changed to make...
Naak ki safai, Submitted by Alok Raman
Ek ladki apne boyfriend ke saath nayi car main long drive par ja rahi thi achanak ladki kehne lagi, kya tum ek haath se gaadi chala sakte ho?

Kyun nahi ,ladke ne bade fakr se kaha

Ladki ne aahista se kaha, phir doosre haath se apni naak saaf kar lo. ...
Health Mister in Mental Hospital, Submitted by Manven
The health minister is visiting a psychiatric ward. He asks the head of psychology, “How do you determine if a patient is cured.”

The psychologist explains:
“We take them to the bathtub, which is filled with water, hand them a spoon and a cup and ask them to empty the bathtub.”
...
Humour with a lesson, Submitted by Ravi Kant
Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice

Son: "I will choose my own bride!"

Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter." ...
DISCLAIMER: The entire content on this section has been published in an unedited form. Merinews holds no responsibility whatsoever. The expressions in this section are purely of the contributors and are not meant to hurt any individual or community. In case of any objection on the content please feel free to report abuse at info@meririnews.com
visit merinews