Convention, Submitted by Mitesh Asher
At a convention of oilmen, the speaker from Texas called the neighboring state of Oklahoma an “Outlying province of Texas.”

The next speaker, an Oklahoman, started off his talk with, “First of all, there ain't any state that can out-lie Texas.”
what is skeleton, Submitted by Nav Sharma
Interviewer : what is a skeleton

Santa : a person who starts dieting but forgets to stop it...
Ganpat.........., Submitted by Sachin

Ganpat ....chal Joke bhej....

A ganpat ....chal Article bhej..... ...
Bird's love story, Submitted by shubhendu singh
A bird proposed a white rose.

Rose said wen i will turn red i will love you.

The bird cut his body & poured blood on rose. ...
The Clinton Health Plan, Submitted by Siddhant Sagar
The Clinton Health Plan has the

1. Simplicity of the IRS.

2. Results of rent control. ...
A Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails :, Submitted by Dipen Nandani
I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2006 and 2007.

Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains. ...
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