Seminar on efficiency,
Submitted by Mitesh Asher
A businessman taking a seminar on efficiency completed a case study of his wife's routine for fixing breakfast, and presented the results to the class. “After a few days of observation, I quickly determined the practices that were robbing her of precious time and energy,” the man reported. “Taking note...
Sardar My Dear Sardar,
Submitted by ganu
Sardar's wish: When I die, I wanna die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was Driving.
Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me. I don't know how she got my no; she interrupts whenever...
If Rakesh Roshan made Taare Zameen Par...,
Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
Since Rakesh Roshan cannot think beyond science fiction these days, this film would have that too. Instead of dyslexia, the kid would have alienositis or something, a condition induced due to him witnessing an alien abduction.
Instead of Nikumbh being an arts teacher, he would be a physics teacher, and...
Look my eyes,
Submitted by abc
Boy: "Dear! Looks into my eyes,
what do you see? Tell honestly"
Girl: " True Love"
Boy " O True love wali!!!
Machhar najar nahi aya kya?
A TALE OF TWO PIGS,
Submitted by Siddhant Sagar
Clinton returns from a vacation in Arkansas and walks down the steps of Air Force One with two pigs under his arms.
At the bottom of the steps, the honor guardsman steps forward and remarks, "Nice pigs, Mr. President"
Clinton replies, "I'll have to let you know that these are genuine...
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?,
Submitted by Dinesh Poojary
Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!
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