Funny Interview, Submitted by Sudipta Sengupta
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The candidate said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package."
Santa-banta, Submitted by Baby
Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?
Santa: Birla cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.
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ONE GOOD REASON WHY NOT TO FLIRT!!!!!, Submitted by Prinz
A couple was invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween
party.
The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the
party alone.
He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there
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A TALE OF TWO PIGS, Submitted by Siddhant Sagar
Clinton returns from a vacation in Arkansas and walks down the steps of Air Force One with two pigs under his arms.
At the bottom of the steps, the honor guardsman steps forward and remarks, "Nice pigs, Mr. President"
Clinton replies, "I'll have to let you know that these are genuine...
WINDOWS XP ERROR MESSAGES, Submitted by Sachin
New error messages currently under consideration for the new Windows XP operating system...
1 Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
2 Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
3 BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
4 Close your eyes and press escape three times.
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