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Joke ... or ... reality !!! lol, Submitted by Dinesh Poojary
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Queen Elizabeth, Bush & Musharraf died & went straight to hell.

Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England, I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there.

She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well, devil
how much do I owe you?

The devil says "Five million dollars".

She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

Bush was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn!
I wanna call the United States, I want to see how everybody is doing there
too"

He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil how
much do I owe you?

The devil says "Ten million dollars"

With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

Musharraf was even more jealous & starts screaming,
"I want to call Pakistan too, I wanna talk to the ministers, to the deputy, I wanna talk to everybody of my Parliament".....

He called Pakistan and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked
& talked, then he
asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you?

The devil says "Twenty dollars".

Musharraf is stunned & says "Twenty dollars? Only ?"

The devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's
local".

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