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What We Learned In Engineering?, Submitted by Koustubh Avachat
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What We Learned In Engineering:

*You can study hard and still fail.

*You can not study and pass.

*Elective choice does not mean easy.

*You can study the whole portion and yet know nothing in the paper.

*Pi upto six decimal places.

*Judging by my fellow students, engineers are either drunks or smokers.

*Everyone is someone else's weirdo.

*Front row people are weird.

*Those who can, do, those who can't, teach.

*You can kill your neighbors with a 9-volt battery.

*You can know nothing about your project and still get a 96.

*You can know everything about your project and still get an 84.

*You need a Glass Table.

*Your maximum bills are your Xerox bills.

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