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Election Rhymes, Submitted by Pritikanta Panda
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Twinkle twinkle party ticket,
I am pilot you are rocket.
Like a diamond on the tray
For you only I have to pay.
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Leader!! Leader!!
-Yes Voter.
Eating money?
-No voter.
Telling Lie??
-No voter.
Show your account!!
-Ha... Ha... Ha….

Leader!! Leader!!
-Yes Voter.
Changing Party?
-No voter.
Telling Lie??
-No voter.
Show your Ticket!!
-Ha... Ha... Ha….
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Wha Wha Black Leader
Have you pulled the Ticket?
Yes sir, Yes sir,
Three numbers Racket.
One for my son,
one for my own,
and one for the opposite
to repay the loan.

Corrupt leader! Corrupt leader!!
Where had you been?
I had been to capital
For meeting the party queen.

Corrupt leader! Corrupt leader!!
What do you did there?
I frightened numbers of mouse
Only for the chair.

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